i quote verbatim:
please ensure that this toilet is flushed after use
leave the surrounding areas clean, and dry always
ensure that you use toilet paper provided
always remember you could be the next user
seats are to sit and not squat on. this is a western style toilet. use it like one.
ensure the above is followed.
on an even lighter note, someone farted with gusto while i was pondering the rules that now governed my only (i thought) place of freedom :D - i guess that's one of the few things still allowed, for now :P