to put my thoughts in context, i must (as usual) first quote something, this time a famous anonymous internet quotation:
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
- anonymous retard
my counter quote:
if fighting online is like racing in the special olympics, then i'm the non-retarded guy who's pretending to be a retard so that he can race backward while juggling in synchronous siteswap. i'm not running to win, i'm running to make a point. if i win, that's just another thing to brag about.
- kristopher noronha (a.k.a. non-anonymous non-retard)