Monday, September 10, 2007

tried and tested ways to make someone not laugh

partly my originals, partly by my friend saurabh (he may have been inspired by this joke blog, i'm too lazy to check :D)


Q: why is a nuke bomb the best way to lose weight?
A: because it's the biggest weapon of mass destruction


Q: why should you keep away from (insert thin person's name here)?
A: because he/she definitely has weapons of mass destruction


Q: if i'm a lion, and you've wounded my 2 lionesses and 5 cubs, then what have you done?
A: you've wounded my pride


Q: if i'm a lion and someone kills my two lionesses and 5 cubs, then what has happened?
A: i've lost my pride

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