partly my originals, partly by my friend saurabh (he may have been inspired by this joke blog, i'm too lazy to check :D)
Q: why is a nuke bomb the best way to lose weight?
A: because it's the biggest weapon of mass destruction
Q: why should you keep away from (insert thin person's name here)?
A: because he/she definitely has weapons of mass destruction
Q: if i'm a lion, and you've wounded my 2 lionesses and 5 cubs, then what have you done?
A: you've wounded my pride
Q: if i'm a lion and someone kills my two lionesses and 5 cubs, then what has happened?
A: i've lost my pride
my problem with everything
too much opinion, too little fact. way too much opinion passed off as fact. nobody talks about their intentions. everybody can see what, no...
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doing the same thing over and over again, no matter how well you do it, is bound to get boring eventually. the real fun is in doing things...
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I have an idea, to create a portal that lets people exchange ideas, comment/vote on them, and also take ownership of an idea and pursue it t...
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i turned 35 earlier this week. the celebration was a quiet, relaxed time with shruti at home - and for the first time in my life, i also wen...
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