partly my originals, partly by my friend saurabh (he may have been inspired by this joke blog, i'm too lazy to check :D)
Q: why is a nuke bomb the best way to lose weight?
A: because it's the biggest weapon of mass destruction
Q: why should you keep away from (insert thin person's name here)?
A: because he/she definitely has weapons of mass destruction
Q: if i'm a lion, and you've wounded my 2 lionesses and 5 cubs, then what have you done?
A: you've wounded my pride
Q: if i'm a lion and someone kills my two lionesses and 5 cubs, then what has happened?
A: i've lost my pride
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