old jokes get funnier

In school, I had a teacher who had some sort of speech impediment where she would pronounce desk as decks... and it sounded like suspiciously like dicks in her thick Marathi accent 😂

her favourite thing to say when she'd see us boys fidgeting would be "put your hands on your desk - it'll help you concentrate". when we were like 10 it seemed innocent enough and we'd comply dutifully, but as we grew up it got funnier and funnier until at like maybe 13 it stopped working altogether and would just get the classroom in splits laughing 😂

ps: i'm not sure why, but this post has been in my drafts for at least 5 months... and i finished school 26 years and 5 months ago!