Sunday, June 20, 2010

How to embarrass yourself in church

When the collection box comes to you, start digging out your wallet.

take your time, look through every compartment, but don't let the guy with the box go away.

When you have gained every surrounding person's attention, put your wallet away and declare that you aren't gonna male a contribution because you don't have any money.

(Yesh, this *is* a true story. happened last Sunday.)


Ess Dee said...

You _male_ a contribution? How does that happen?

krist0ph3r said...

typo on my touchscreen phone, caused by typing at 20wpm when half asleep on a lazy sunday afternoon :P

Nothingman said...

:) I never go to church. But i always keep some seekrit money in case i need it :P

Why don't you keep seekerit money too kris!


krist0ph3r said...

actually, i have a confession to make here.

i had only notes of five hundred bucks in my wallet. two or three. i wasn't feeling generous enough to part with that much money.

there are some things i guess i feel weird about admitting. and on some level i am kinda chindi that way.

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